Ever largest collection of sms - XXVIII

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1) Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he
Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL
ME NOW.




2) Kya tum ped pe chad sakte ho,kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,kya sina
cheer k dikha sakte ho,nai na, beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se
koi Hanuman nai
hota.




3) Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko
mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki... Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,tumhe
zarurat h nahane
ki..





4) Aap ke brain ki xray report aa gayi
10gm mitti
10gm kankad-pathar
25 type ke kide makode
5gm makdi k jale
n 500gm ghaas-foos
kamaaal hai..
mujhe laga khali hoga





5) Roses r lal skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.Bura man liya

O.K

Roses r red skies r blue, in born smart what d hel hapened to u.
Thoda or bura manlo





6) Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down
2de river.
Suddenly ant bit d elephant.
Y?


Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.







7) Jo Akele pita hai vo"NARK-LOK"me jata hai.
Jo YaarDosto ke sath pita hai vo"SWARG-LOK"me jata hai.
Jo pita hi nahi vo"JASLOK"me Jata Hai.
cheers. .....






Cool BOY: BUS,train aur ladki 1jaisi hi hoti hai, 1 jati hai to dusri aa
jati hai.
Girl: Autoriksha, taxi aur ladke 1 jaise hote hai,1 bulao to 4 chale
aate hai..!






9) Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai, Suraj kehdu usme to Aag
hai, Socha Tumko Bandar keh Du... Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.





10) Mayawati ko modelling ka bhoot chadha! So she posed with
buffaloes. A newspaper published d picture with d caption-"Mayawati,3rd from
left"..

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Boy and Girl in Hotel ….


Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??

Girl : Nahi

Boy : Soch Lo

Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi

Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana….









Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??

Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??

Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….









One Man Cried Wen He had no shoes ,
But he stopped crying wen he saw a man without legs….
Life is full of Blessings , Sum time we Don’t understand it..!! !!









Who Played Double Role in SHOLAY ?? ??

He he he




Think …



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“King Georgeâ€ÂÂ￾

Jo Amitabh ke Coin ke Dono Side pe Thaa….









Aapke liye film me baat kar di hai ,
Chhota sa role hai …
AYESHA TAKIA aapko pani me le jaa rahi hai ….

Film ka naam hai … “GAI BHES PANI MEâ€ÂÂ￾…JJ









U r so smart

U r so beautiful

U look lavishing

U should try bollywood or modeling

U will be the next star











Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hai _


1) Kisi bhi parayi ladki pen ajar nahi dalunga

Aur

2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….









In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

1. throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….









UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings ,




Neither they are



Comfortable



Nor



Boys are comfortable….!!









We r good frends bcoz u think I m sweet and I think u r sweet ,
U think I m nice and I think u r nice ,
U think I m smart and I think u r RighT….