A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..
Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.
Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.
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WIFE: DARLING TODAY IS ANNIVERSARY OF OUR MARRIAGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO
HUSBAND : DEAR LET US STAND IN TWO MINUTES SILENCE
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Height of Kanjoosi: Bania's house in fire,
He is gvng miss calls 2 Fire brigade
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What makes a book bestseller?
A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl ..

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