Golf Lovers

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Define Golf: Getting old and living fine.

Anil: Do you think my game is improving
Sunil: Oh yes you miss the ball much closer
than you used to.

Anil: Please stop cheking the watch all the time,
it’s distracting:
Sunil: but its not watch it is compass.

Anil: Do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday.
Sunil : The way you play it is a crime any day of the week.

Golf is what you play when you are too out of shape
to play soft ball.

Do you know why there are 18 holes in a golf course ??
Because that’s what how long it took Scots who invented
the game to finish their bottle of whisky !!!!!!

The only difference between driving in golf and driving
a car is that when you drive a car you don’t want to hit
anything..

Two long time golfer were standing over looking the lake.
One golfer looked at the other and said, “Looks at those
idiots fisherman in the rainâ€￾.

What are worst four words you could hear during a game
of golf ??
Its still your turn.

Anil: the other day I was playing golf and I hit two of my
best balls.
I stepped on a rake.

What do golf & sex have in common ??
You can enjoy even if you are bad at both of them.