Quotes From Women

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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly
ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -- Erica Jong

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.
We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know
I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. -- Sue Grafton

I think -- therefore I'm single. -- Lizz Winstead

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -- Gilda Radner

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -- Maryon Pearson

"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug

"In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man; If you want
anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret Thatcher

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." -- Baroness Edith Summerskill

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around
your neck?" -- Linda Ellerbee

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinem

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." -- Katharine Hepburn