The wife came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!'
she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife,
the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at
least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she
sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car
to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on
her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't
eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing
devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower,
and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty
and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because
you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those
boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear
because someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so
grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her
to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
Now that's what I call an Explanation
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Now that's what I call an Explanation
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.
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No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.
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