Funny Quotes

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Practice makes a man perfect ... - But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
Money is not everything . - There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals . - They are so tasty.
Save water . - Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour . - But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry . - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term . - It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company - three's the result!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........