Chemistry ki class main teacher ne ek larki se pucha what is "Nitrate"?
Larki sharma kar boli: "sir, night rate 1500/-, aur hotel charges alag honge."
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Sardar & sardarni in bus,
Sardarni: suno ji, peche wala mere kapdon mein hath daal raha hai,
Sardar: tu chinta mat kar, usey kiya pata ke purse mere pass hai.
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Malika sherawat goes to skin doctor and ask, "Main nahatay waqat kya lagaoun?"
Doctor: "bathroom ki kundi."
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Mickle: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Mickle: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai ,jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
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