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Banta Ka Bhai...!!!

Post by Alone Prince » Apr 18, 2012 Views: 1700

Santa- Tera bhai aajkal kya kar
raha hai?
Banta- Ek dukan kholi thi, par
ab Jail me hai.
Santa- wo kyu?
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Banta- Dukan HATHODE se kholi thi..::D
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[center]Teri Bargaah Main Aey Khuda, Junhi Sar Ko Mainay Jhuka Diya
Usi Waqt Teri Khudayi Ne, Mujhay Pastiyo'n Se Utha Diya...!!!
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Post by AndRoiDeR » Apr 19, 2012

hahaha ............ Yaar tu kiyun santa k peechay para he :D

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Post by Alone Prince » Apr 19, 2012

AndRoiDeR wrote:hahaha ............ Yaar tu kiyun santa k peechay para he :D
Yar Mai Santa Ke Pichay Nahi Hoon Santa Meray Agay Ajata Hai :D
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[center]Teri Bargaah Main Aey Khuda, Junhi Sar Ko Mainay Jhuka Diya
Usi Waqt Teri Khudayi Ne, Mujhay Pastiyo'n Se Utha Diya...!!!
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Post by AndRoiDeR » Apr 19, 2012

Alone Prince wrote:
AndRoiDeR wrote:hahaha ............ Yaar tu kiyun santa k peechay para he :D
Yar Mai Santa Ke Pichay Nahi Hoon Santa Meray Agay Ajata Hai :D
Tum agar Santa k Jokes sunate rahogay to tum se Sardaar aur Pathaan naraaz hojaingay :D

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Post by Alone Prince » Apr 19, 2012

AndRoiDeR wrote:
Alone Prince wrote:
AndRoiDeR wrote:hahaha ............ Yaar tu kiyun santa k peechay para he :D
Yar Mai Santa Ke Pichay Nahi Hoon Santa Meray Agay Ajata Hai :D
Tum agar Santa k Jokes sunate rahogay to tum se Sardaar aur Pathaan naraaz hojaingay :D
Chalo Theek Hai Ab Jokes Main Santa Ka Nam Hata Ke Sardar Or Pathan Ka Nam Laga Doonga :D
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[center]Teri Bargaah Main Aey Khuda, Junhi Sar Ko Mainay Jhuka Diya
Usi Waqt Teri Khudayi Ne, Mujhay Pastiyo'n Se Utha Diya...!!!
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Post by AndRoiDeR » Apr 19, 2012

Alone Prince wrote:
AndRoiDeR wrote:
Alone Prince wrote:
AndRoiDeR wrote:hahaha ............ Yaar tu kiyun santa k peechay para he :D
Yar Mai Santa Ke Pichay Nahi Hoon Santa Meray Agay Ajata Hai :D
Tum agar Santa k Jokes sunate rahogay to tum se Sardaar aur Pathaan naraaz hojaingay :D
Chalo Theek Hai Ab Jokes Main Santa Ka Nam Hata Ke Sardar Or Pathan Ka Nam Laga Doonga :D
nahi oey tum sardaaron ko use karna .......... coz pathaan hamain hisay me mile hain :D

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Post by Mudassir » Apr 19, 2012

:D :D :D

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Post by Alone Prince » Apr 19, 2012

AndRoiDeR wrote:
Alone Prince wrote:
AndRoiDeR wrote:
Alone Prince wrote:
AndRoiDeR wrote:hahaha ............ Yaar tu kiyun santa k peechay para he :D
Yar Mai Santa Ke Pichay Nahi Hoon Santa Meray Agay Ajata Hai :D
Tum agar Santa k Jokes sunate rahogay to tum se Sardaar aur Pathaan naraaz hojaingay :D
Chalo Theek Hai Ab Jokes Main Santa Ka Nam Hata Ke Sardar Or Pathan Ka Nam Laga Doonga :D
nahi oey tum sardaaron ko use karna .......... coz pathaan hamain hisay me mile hain :D
Ok Yara :D
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[center]Teri Bargaah Main Aey Khuda, Junhi Sar Ko Mainay Jhuka Diya
Usi Waqt Teri Khudayi Ne, Mujhay Pastiyo'n Se Utha Diya...!!!
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Post by Alone Prince » Apr 19, 2012

Mudassir wrote::D :D :D
:D Thanks Dear
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Usi Waqt Teri Khudayi Ne, Mujhay Pastiyo'n Se Utha Diya...!!!
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Post by bebo » Apr 19, 2012

nice

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