hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and
see
how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5
minutes,
then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the
call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her
chair.
Thief was so jealou! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
the my group
members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well,
devil
how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit
back on
his chair.
Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to
call my
IT friends too",
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about
various
technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked,
then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says
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