A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE
When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you
change your MOBILE
Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE
TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will
be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is
often high and demanding
TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't
MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you
MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)
Most Importantly:
TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do.
