Why I am Glad to be a Girl !!!

heart4sale · Fan of Fun Stuff Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 255 Gender:

Why I am Glad to be a Girl !

We got off the Titanic first.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... ( You got the point? ).
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay!
We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

cindrell@ · **Posted:** Jun 24, 2008 **Post subject:**

ha ha

nice

Genial.Soul · Fun Addict Joined: 17 Mar 2007 Posts: 641 Gender:

lolz