What do Men really mean ???

Post by **lovedesire** » Feb 25, 2009 Views: 792

What do Men really mean
Men's English :

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to
have sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to
have sex with you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have
sex with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have
sex with you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to
fondle you.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted
psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you." = Let's have sex now.

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have
sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better
before.

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't l
ook that much different!

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that
I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have
sex with me.

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to
have sex with other guys.

and FINALLY... (while shopping) "I like that one better." = Just
pick ANY dress and let's go home!