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PostPosted: Mar 14, 2009   Topic Views : 942   Post subject: Wasted Suicide Reply with quote

A blonde, socially ridiculed decided to hang herself from a tree in the park and commit suicide.

A little bit later, an old lady walked around noticed her hanging from the rope and swinging.


She asked her what she was doing and if she needed any help.

The blonde firmly replied, "I am committing suicide by hanging."


The old lady says, "You are doing it wrong sweetie, put the noose around your neck not the Waist."

The blonde responses, "Ya giving me trouble again, I tried that, "but I could not breathe."
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PostPosted: Mar 14, 2009     Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: May 14, 2009     Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes nice knowledge

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