Tum Bade hokar kya karoge?

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Tum Bade hokar kya karoge?

Post by kuku » Aug 27, 2010 Views: 1053

Teacher- Tum Bade hokar kya karoge?

Student- Shaadi


Teacher- Nhi,


mera matlab hai kya banoge?


Student- Dulha banunga


Teacher- Ohho,


I mean to say, bade hokar kya haasil karoge..?


Student- Dulhan


Teacher- Abbe...

matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge..?


Student- Bahu launga


Teacher- Nalayak! Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai.......?


Student- Pota


Teacher- Hey bhagwan!


Abbe zindgi ka kya maksad hai......?


Student- “Hum do humare doâ€￾.... ;-)!!!

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Post by ujala » Aug 27, 2010

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by arslan » Aug 27, 2010

lolz
"I haven't stop loving you,
it's just my heart has learned to live
without your love."

SUNNY

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