The problems of "HE" and "SHE"..

[moonjee06]

The problems of "HE" and "SHE"..






The problems with "HE" as thought by "SHE"





If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.




If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.




If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .




If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.




If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)




If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says u DON'T LOVE him;
If u DO!! He says u are CHEAP.




If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST him.




If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.




If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.




If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.




If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAIN.




If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!




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