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PostPosted: Aug 10, 2008   Topic Views : 1751   Post subject: The most hilarious joke ever heard !! Reply with quote

Prakash Karat, the Communist Leader, was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on the airplane when Karat turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
Oh, I don't know', said Karat. 'How about nuclear power?'
'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first:
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
Prakash Karat turns towards Yechury in dismay. Thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

The little girl replies: "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know SHIT??!! "
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PostPosted: Aug 10, 2008     Post subject: Reply with quote

LOLZ Very Happy
that is hilarious Damn cool
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