The Horse and the Chicken

[postman]

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a
mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer
to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer
can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and
ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the
rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from
sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again
and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to
go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand
over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab
for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself
to safety.