Stupid Question / Answers

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Stupid Question / Answers

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .




Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?



Answer:-Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..




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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...




Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?



Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.




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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...




Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.



Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?




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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter




Stupid Question:-Is ! The "Paneer butter Masala" dish good??



Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.




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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...




Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.



Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself




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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...




Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?



Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.




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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...




Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?



Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.




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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...




Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?



Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

[srabon]

hah...hah....ha..

[sheeza]

coool stuff

really funny and very practical.

[lovedesire]

Yahi hai Zindagi.

[Gyan100]

Thanks sharing.................friend

[s.shahid]

who answered you all those questions ??