Smile a while - Have fun

[moonjee06]

Smile a while - Have fun





"YOU love someone



YOU marry someone else.



The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.



And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id"




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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.



There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.




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Three dreams of a man:




To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...




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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife Kidney.



If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.




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Generation Next Motto Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko Karne denge.:




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What's the difference between Dava & Daru?




Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and



Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utni sir Chad ke bolegi.



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[ujala]