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She married

Post by lovedesire » Jan 29, 2009 Views: 882

She married and had 6 children.

Her husband died.

She soon married again and had 3 more children.

Again, her husband died.

But she remarried and this time had 4 more children.

At last, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to
the Lord above, thanking Him, for this loving woman
who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."

In his eulogy, the preacher said,
"Lord, they're finally together."


Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner
quietly asked, "Is he referring to her first,
second or third husband?"
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The neighbor replied,
"I think he's referring to her legs."
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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