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Secret of Married life

Post by lovedesire » Feb 20, 2009 Views: 1381

Untold secret of married life

**Here's the untold secret of married life....

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town.
What a peaceful & loving couple".

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret
of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man."
We visited the rand Canyon and took a trip down to
the bottom on thecanyon by horse. We hadn't gone too
far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said,
"That's once".

"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled
the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from
her purse and shot the horse dead.

"I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse,
while I was shouting; She looked at me, and quietly said,
"
"
"
"
'That's once'.

"And we lived happily ever after".**
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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