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Scenario in various parts of India

Post by moonjee06 » Mar 14, 2009 Views: 694

Scenario in various parts of India






Ever observed this ..while in Mumbai ..Delhi ..and so on ..read on




Scenario 1



Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata







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Scenario 2



Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai








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Scenario 3



Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi







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Scenario 4



Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.







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Scenario 5



Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore







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Scenario 6



Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.







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Scenario 7



Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA




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