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Posted: Oct 11, 2009 Topic Views : 332 Post subject: Sardar's Special
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird
by seeing it’s legs only? Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name ?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
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