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PostPosted: Jan 23, 2012   Topic Views : 997   Post subject: Sardar Jokes Reply with quote

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
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Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
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PostPosted: Jan 23, 2012     Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Jan 23, 2012     Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is the father of second !

Laughing
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PostPosted: Jan 23, 2012     Post subject: Reply with quote

chandoo wrote:
Who is the father of second !

Laughing

jo b hai hmain kia Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Feb 03, 2012     Post subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Reply with quote

AndRoiDeR wrote:


A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!


I like thsi joke. This one is better than others. This joke made me smile. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Feb 03, 2012     Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mar 21, 2012     Post subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Reply with quote

BuntyBubly wrote:
AndRoiDeR wrote:


A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!


I like thsi joke. This one is better than others. This joke made me smile. Very Happy


Thanks For Liking
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PostPosted: Mar 21, 2012     Post subject: Reply with quote

bebo wrote:
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