Once upon a time, a Sardar applied to Medical School,
Needless to say he never made it do you know why ????
These are the answers he gave ,,,
ANTIBODY,,,,,,,,,,gainst everyone
ARTERY,,,,,,,,,,,,the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA,,,,,,,,,,back door to a cafeteria
BARIUM,,,,,,,,,,,,What doctors do when patients die,
BENIGN,,,,,,,,,,,,what you be after you be eight
BOWEL,,,,,,,,,,,,,letters like a,e,i,o,u
CAESARIAN SECTION,a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY,,,,,,,,advanced study of poker playing
CAT SCAN,,,,,,,,,,searching for lost kitty
CAUTERIZE,,,,,,,,,Made eye contact with her,
CHRONIC,,,,,,,,,,,neck of a crow
COLIC,,,,,,,,,,,,,A sheep dog,
COMA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,punctuation mark
CORTIZONE,,,,,,,,,area around local courthouse
CYST,,,,,,,,,,,,,,short for sister
D&C,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Where Washington is,
DIAGNOSIS,,,,,,,,,person with a slanted nose
DILATE,,,,,,,,,,,,to live longthe late British princess
DISLOCATION,,,,,,,in this place
DUODENUM,,,,,,,,,,couple in jeans
ENEMA,,,,,,,,,,,,,not a friend
FALSE LABOR,,,,,,,pretending to work
FESTER,,,,,,,,,,,,Quicker than someone else,
FIBULA,,,,,,,,,,,,A small lie,
G,I,Series,,,,,,,,World Series of military baseball,
GALLBLADDER,,,,,,,bladder in a girl
GENES,,,,,,,,,,,,,blue denim
GENITAL,,,,,,,,,,,NonJewish person,
HANGNAIL,,,,,,,,,,What you hang your coat on,
HERNIA,,,,,,,,,,,,she is close by
HYMEN,,,,,,,,,,,,,greeting to several males
IMPOTENT,,,,,,,,,,distinguished, wellknown
LABOR PAIN,,,,,,,,hurt at work
LACTOSE,,,,,,,,,,,person without digits on the foot
LIPOSUCTION,,,,,,,a French kiss
LYMPH,,,,,,,,,,,,,walk unsteadily
MEDICAL STAFF,,,,,A Doctor's cane,
MICROBES,,,,,,,,,,small dressing gowns
MORBID,,,,,,,,,,,,A higher offer than I bid,
NITRATES,,,,,,,,,,Cheaper than day rates,
NODE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I knew it,
OBESITY,,,,,,,,,,,city of Obe
OUTPATIENT,,,,,,,,A person who has fainted,
PACEMAKER,,,,,,,,,winner of Nobel Peace Prize
PAP SMEAR,,,,,,,,,A fatherhood test,
PELVIS,,,,,,,,,,,,Second cousin to Elvis,
POST OPERATIVE,,,,A letter carrier,
PROTEIN,,,,,,,,,,,in favour of teens
PULSE,,,,,,,,,,,,,grain
PUS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,small cat
RECOVERY ROOM,,,,,Place to do upholstery,
RECTUM,,,,,,,,,,,,Darn near killed him,
RED BLOOD COUNT,,,Dracula
SECRETION,,,,,,,,,hiding anything
SEIZURE,,,,,,,,,,,Roman emperor,
SERUM,,,,,,,,,,,,,sailors drink
SUBCUTANEOUS,,,,,,not cute enough
TABLET,,,,,,,,,,,,small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS,,Getting sick at the airport,
TUMOR,,,,,,,,,,,,,extra pair
ULTRASOUND,,,,,,,,radical noise
URINE,,,,,,,,,,,,,Opposite of you're out
VARICOSE,,,,,,,,,,Near by
