A husband visited a marriage counselor and said,
"When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it`s all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain ?" said the counselor, "You re still getting the same service!"
A newly recruited police officer was out of his first ride with an experienced partner.
A call came telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.The officers drove to the street and observed a Small crowd standing in a corner.The new officer rolled down his window and said , "Let's get off the corner people ." A few glances , but no one moved , so he barked again , "Let's get off that corner......... NOW!"
The group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.Proud of his first official act , the young policeman turned to his partner and asked , "Well, how did I do?"
"Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policeman , specially since this is a bus stop! "
