Rules on Wedding day.

[lovedesire]

**A couple were married and, following the wedding,

The husband laid down some rules.

"I'll be home when I want, if I want,

and at what time I want,"

he insisted. "And, I don't expect any

hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal

to be on the table every evening,

unless I tell you otherwise.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing,

and card-playing with my buddies

whenever I want.

Those are my rules," he said.

"Any comments?"
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His new bride replied,

"No, that's fine with me.

But, just understand that

there'll be sex here at seven o'clock

every night... whether you're here or not."