Sms Collection

Lagta hai ............... :: Sms Collection

lovedesire — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:12:52 GMT

Author: lovedesire
Subject: Lagta hai ...............
Posted: Nov 03, 2009 (GMT 0)

Hitler raha nahi,

Saddam pakda gaya,

Bin Laden ka thikana nahi,

Veerapppan mara gaya,

Aap bhi dikhte nahin,

Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai.

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...Didaar... :: Sms Collection

editorawais — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:58:55 GMT

Author: editorawais
Subject: ...Didaar...
Posted: Nov 01, 2009 (GMT 0)

Teray Didaar ko a jaatay hain teri galiyon main,
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Warna Attay da Truck saday muhlay vich vi khara ae..
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Love SMS - Never ask for a kiss, just take it :: Sms Collection

Paras — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:07:41 GMT

Author: Paras
Subject: Love SMS - Never ask for a kiss, just take it
Posted: Oct 31, 2009 (GMT 0)

Never ask for a kiss, just take it.

Never ask for a hug, just give it.

Never ask do u Love me? Say I Love u.

Never say I can't live without u, say I live for YOU
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Love SMS - Sound of your breath on my neck :: Sms Collection

Paras — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:02:37 GMT

Author: Paras
Subject: Love SMS - Sound of your breath on my neck
Posted: Oct 31, 2009 (GMT 0)

If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mine�
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.
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Confidence :: Sms Collection

lovedesire — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:33:17 GMT

Author: lovedesire
Subject: Confidence
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 (GMT 0)

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a
SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
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Two boys love one girl :: Sms Collection

lovedesire — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:29:25 GMT

Author: lovedesire
Subject: Two boys love one girl
Posted: Oct 25, 2009 (GMT 0)

Two boys love one girl

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

Two boys love one girl = PROBLEM!

One boy love two girls = TALENT!

Two girls love one boy = Qismat
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If you read you owe me a HUG :: Sms Collection

lovedesire — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:38:43 GMT

Author: lovedesire
Subject: If you read you owe me a HUG
Posted: Oct 20, 2009 (GMT 0)

If you read you owe me a HUG,

If you delete you Owe me a kiss,

If you save you owe me a DATE,

If you return text message to me,

You OWE me All,

But if you ignore,

You are MINe!

So wat will You do?
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Never reject any girl :: Sms Collection

lovedesire — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:35:05 GMT

Author: lovedesire
Subject: Never reject any girl
Posted: Oct 20, 2009 (GMT 0)

Never ever reject any girls in your life..!

Because,

A good girls gives you happiness.

and

Bad girls gives you experience!
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Diwali SMS 2009: Season of Lights - Latest Collection :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:20:20 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: Diwali SMS 2009: Season of Lights - Latest Collection
Posted: Oct 15, 2009 (GMT 0)

It's the time of the year for the near and dear to come together to rejoice and exchange gifts and sweets to mark this festival which commemorates the victory of good over evil.

Enjoy this wonderful collection of heart touching and vibrant Diwali SMS
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SMS Dictionary: Boost Your Texting :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:46:54 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: SMS Dictionary: Boost Your Texting
Posted: Oct 11, 2009 (GMT 0)

SMS Dictionary: Boost Your Texting

In the early days of SMS, the messages that could be sent were often too short to be meaningful. As a results characters were at a premium and ways were invented to reduce a number of commonly-used words into only the essential characters. This way later became l8r. Thus a form of phonetic alphabet evolved using letters and numbers to minimize the total
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SMS Dictionary Text Lingo :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:32:20 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: SMS Dictionary Text Lingo
Posted: Oct 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

SMS Dictionary Text Lingo

What do all these abbreviations mean?

AFAIK as far as I know

ASAP as soon as possible

B be

BCNU be seeing you

BRB be right back

BTDT been
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Diwali SMS: Diwali ki subh kamna, saath laya hai :: Sms Collection

Paras — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:20:39 GMT

Author: Paras
Subject: Diwali SMS: Diwali ki subh kamna, saath laya hai
Posted: Oct 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

Andhera hua dur, raat ke saath

Nayi subha aayi, diwali leke sath

Ab ankheinn kholo, dekho ek msg aaya hai

Diwali ki subh kamna, saath laya hai.

"Happy Diwali"
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SMS Dictionary - Original Smiley Faces :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:25:09 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: SMS Dictionary - Original Smiley Faces
Posted: Oct 08, 2009 (GMT 0)

SMS Dictionary - Original Smiley Faces

:) Original smiley

:-) Classic smiley

;-) Wink

:-)) Very happy

|-) Hee-hee

:-D
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SMS Dictionary - Celebs Symbols :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:10:01 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: SMS Dictionary - Celebs Symbols
Posted: Oct 07, 2009 (GMT 0)

SMS Dictionary - Celebs Symbols

(_8^(l) Homer

@@@@:-) Marge

3 :-) Bart

{ :-) Lisa

{ :-* Maggie

8(/) "Doh!"

{;^d) Robbie Williams

&:-) Justin
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Diwali SMS - Funny - Mere paas maachis hai :: Sms Collection

Paras — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:47:07 GMT

Author: Paras
Subject: Diwali SMS - Funny - Mere paas maachis hai
Posted: Oct 07, 2009 (GMT 0)

Amitabh: mere paas rocket hai,

shurli hai, chakri hai,

murga bumb hai, anaar hai,

tumhare paas kya hai?

Shashi Kapoor: mere paas maachis hai! :p

Happy Diwali
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Diwali SMS - Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli :: Sms Collection

Paras — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:42:13 GMT

Author: Paras
Subject: Diwali SMS - Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli
Posted: Oct 07, 2009 (GMT 0)

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,

deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka,

chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,

Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
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Text Symbols SMS Dictionary :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:39:39 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: Text Symbols SMS Dictionary
Posted: Oct 05, 2009 (GMT 0)

Text Symbols SMS Dictionary

@@@@@:-) Marge Simpson

@:-) John Travolta in 'Grease' quiff

:[ I am a vampire!

((:-/ I am bald

�$�:-) I am rich!

#:-/
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Smiley SMS Dictionary :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:35:18 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: Smiley SMS Dictionary
Posted: Oct 04, 2009 (GMT 0)

Smiley SMS Dictionary

:-) Smiley

(-: Also smiling

:) Smiling without a nose

:' ) Happy and crying

:-( ) Smiling with mouth open

8-)
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English SMS Dictionary :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:19:52 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: English SMS Dictionary
Posted: Oct 03, 2009 (GMT 0)

English SMS Dictionary

A

AAM As a matter of fact.

AB Ah Bless!

ADctd2uv Addicted to Love

AFAIK As far as I know

AKA Also
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Numeric SMS Dictionary :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:28:52 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: Numeric SMS Dictionary
Posted: Oct 02, 2009 (GMT 0)

Numeric SMS Dictionary

:-0 hbtu 0-: happy birthday to you

@WRK At work

2bctnd to be continued.

2d4 to die for

2g4u to good for you

2Ht2Hndl Too hot to handle.

2l8 too
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good morning messages :: Sms Collection

shanee — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 12:38:41 GMT

Author: shanee
Subject: good morning messages
Posted: Sep 27, 2009 (GMT 0)

{��}__{��}.*.�.*.�.
( � APPY.*.�.
{__}��{__}.*.�.*.�
.*.�.*.�.*.�.*.�.*
..*..*..DAY..*..*.�.*
.*.*.*Sunday*.*.*
GOOD MORNING
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Dil Ki Tanhai :: Sms Collection

editorawais — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:47:25 GMT

Author: editorawais
Subject: Dil Ki Tanhai
Posted: Sep 23, 2009 (GMT 0)

Dil ki Tanhai ko awaz bna leytay hain
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Bijli jab jati ha to manji kothay pey charha leytay hain..
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Latest Eid SMS: The Words of Wisdom - 2009 Collection :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:04:28 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: Latest Eid SMS: The Words of Wisdom - 2009 Collection
Posted: Sep 18, 2009 (GMT 0)

Eid is the perfect day to make happy your friends, family, colleagues and love ones. The simplest way to make your Eid day special, send these beautiful decent and latest Eid SMS to them. Earlier I posted some Romantic Eid SMS,
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SMS Language: How To Write SMS In English - Shorthand SMS :: Sms Collection

vicked.vicky — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 12:16:53 GMT

Author: vicked.vicky
Subject: SMS Language: How To Write SMS In English - Shorthand SMS
Posted: Sep 13, 2009 (GMT 0)

SMS Language: How To Write SMS In English - Shorthand SMS

Not only foreigners, but also native speakers have their problems with the English language. Quite often, teachers despair when reading their pupils texts. Most mistakes are made when
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Romantic Eid SMS: Celebration of Eid - Latest SMS 2009 :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:49:41 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: Romantic Eid SMS: Celebration of Eid - Latest SMS 2009
Posted: Sep 04, 2009 (GMT 0)

Romantic Eid SMS: Celebration of Eid - Latest SMS 2009

Send these Romantic Eid SMS to your friends, spouse and to everyone you love.

Tum Aao to Ham bhi Eid karein

Hasrat
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Wapda sa Muhabat :: Sms Collection

editorawais — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:52:57 GMT

Author: editorawais
Subject: Wapda sa Muhabat
Posted: Aug 27, 2009 (GMT 0)

Hamain Wapda walon sa itni Muhabat hy Faraz
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ke Woh rooth jayen to hamain neend nhi aati
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Ramadan SMS: The Words of Wisdom - Collection 2009 :: Sms Collection

Ahmad — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:35:31 GMT

Author: Ahmad
Subject: Ramadan SMS: The Words of Wisdom - Collection 2009
Posted: Aug 21, 2009 (GMT 0)

Ramadan SMS: The Words of Wisdom - Collection 2009

The holy month of Ramadan is just about to come. The month of Ramadan is the most superior month in Islamic Calendar. It�s always a pleasure to send and receive compliments in regards of welcoming Ramdan, so I have compiled a nice list of ramadan sms messages in roman
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Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai :: Sms Collection

lovedesire — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 12:25:29 GMT

Author: lovedesire
Subject: Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai
Posted: Aug 15, 2009 (GMT 0)

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai
__Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
__________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
_____________Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
___________________Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
_________________________Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
_____________________________Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
_______________________________Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
_____________________________________Shohrat
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Independence Day SMS: Shout For Freedom :: Sms Collection

chandoo — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:33:32 GMT

Author: chandoo
Subject: Independence Day SMS: Shout For Freedom
Posted: Aug 10, 2009 (GMT 0)

Independence Day SMS: Shout For Freedom

Independence Day is here.
Fire the guns and shout for freedom,
See the flag above unfurled!
Hail the stars and stripes forever,
Dearest flag in all the world.

The winds that blow
through the wide sky in these mounts,
the winds that sweep from Kashmir To Karachi,
from the Pacific to the Atlantic
have always blown on
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"LOVE" :: Sms Collection

lovedesire — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 07:42:00 GMT

Author: lovedesire
Subject: "LOVE"
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 (GMT 0)

L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======

L= loss of money.

o= out of mind.

v= vaste of time.

e= end of life.

So don�t LOVE.

Only pass your time.
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Government imposing new taxes :: Sms Collection

lovedesire — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 07:37:46 GMT

Author: lovedesire
Subject: Government imposing new taxes
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 (GMT 0)

Government imposing new taxes.

Dating Rs.10,

Hug Rs.20,

Kiss Rs.30,

Love Rs.50.

But you don�t worry,

flirting is still free
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I think you are very careless :: Sms Collection

lovedesire — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 07:36:43 GMT

Author: lovedesire
Subject: I think you are very careless
Posted: Jul 25, 2009 (GMT 0)

I think you are very careless!

Yo come & leave things behind!

See now what u have left?

You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
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India ka ajeeb-o-gareeb SMS :: Sms Collection

editorawais — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:00:10 GMT

Author: editorawais
Subject: India ka ajeeb-o-gareeb SMS
Posted: Jul 22, 2009 (GMT 0)

India main aik ajeeb-o-ghareeb SMS hai

Jo Bolta B hy

Chalta B hy

Khata B hy

Pagri B pehnta hy

Naam hai uska

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S=Sardar
M=Manhoman
S=Singh

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age of drinks; :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:07:02 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: age of drinks;
Posted: Jul 15, 2009 (GMT 0)

age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
"GANGA JAL"
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THE VALUE OF TRUE FRIEND :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:05:33 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: THE VALUE OF TRUE FRIEND
Posted: Jul 15, 2009 (GMT 0)

THE VALUE OF TRUE FRIEND
CAN NOT BE MEASURE
ONLY IT IS A TREASURE
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EVERY WOMEN IN INDIA IS RANI LAKSHMI BAI :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:04:15 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: EVERY WOMEN IN INDIA IS RANI LAKSHMI BAI
Posted: Jul 15, 2009 (GMT 0)

EVERY WOMEN IN INDIA IS RANI LAKSHMI BAI

BECAUSE

BEFORE MARRIGE SHE IS RANI

AT MARRIAGE SHE IS LAKSHMI

AND

AFTER MARRIAGE SHE IS BAI
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teacher and student :: Sms Collection

editorawais — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:32:17 GMT

Author: editorawais
Subject: teacher and student
Posted: Jul 10, 2009 (GMT 0)

Teacher. Bacchon wada karo cigarette, shrab nahi pioge.

bachey:nahi pienge..

Teacher:ladkio ka pecha nahi karoge

bachey:nahi karnge

Teacher:un pr awaaz nahi karo ge.

bachey: nahi kasenge.

Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.

bachey: karenge, asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
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WORLD SUPERB GENERAL KNOWLEDGE :: Sms Collection

laiq.shahid — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:45:05 GMT

Author: laiq.shahid
Subject: WORLD SUPERB GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Posted: Jul 10, 2009 (GMT 0)

WORLD SUPERB GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

1:Falcon Dunya Ka Wo Prinda (BIRD) Hai Jo

200 KM/hr Ki Speed Se dive kr skta Hy

2:Khargosh Ki Aankhen Kbhi Bund Ni Hoti.

3: Snake can alive up to 18 months without eating anything.

4: Pure diamond can't b seen in2 water.

5: Singapore is that country, where season remains
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she could love you :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:05:53 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: she could love you
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

Man asks God: why do you make women so Beautiful?
God: so you can love her
Man: But God, why do you make her so stupid?
God: so that she could love you
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speak foreign language :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:05:09 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: speak foreign language
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

A mouse was walking along his mother,
a cat attacks them.
The mother mouse BARKS!
& cat runs away.
Moral : its always helpful
if you speak foreign language
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see it in the newspaper :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:04:08 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: see it in the newspaper
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

Theif 1: lets count the money we have looted today!
Theif 2: I�m so tired,
We�ll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow
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out standing student :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:02:45 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: out standing student
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class �
Because,
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class .
[Proud 2 b
Out � Standing)
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the bravery of mouse :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:01:55 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: the bravery of mouse
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

3 mouse were talkng about their bravery.
Mouse1: I poisoned da dog�s meat.
Mouse2: I ate cheese frm da trap.
Mouse3: OK Guys I�m leaving, I hv a date wd cat.

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many kilometers away from me :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:59:31 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: many kilometers away from me
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

You are many kilometers away from me but
i am still watching you are every movement through
3 different Sources.
1.Cartoon network
2.Animal planet
3.National geography.
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flipped a coin in th air :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:57:52 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: flipped a coin in th air
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

A typical AIOU student
flipped a coin in th air & said:
If Heads, �I ll go to sleep�
If Tails, �I ll watch tv�
&
If it stands on the edge,
�I ll study� .
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It makes no difference :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:56:57 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: It makes no difference
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman�s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing.
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o my master :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:55:51 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: o my master
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

Application 4 Leave:
O My Master
When I CoMe
Goday Goday Water
Rain ChuM ChuM
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me DharaM
Thaly My Bag
& Utay I M
Is Liye 2day
i Can�t COMe

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lion roar 3 times :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:54:34 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: lion roar 3 times
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

What happen when Lion roar 3 times.
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Don�t know
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�Tom & Jerry� cartoon starts
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Can we do romance in the evening today :: Sms Collection

redelsrose — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:53:27 GMT

Author: redelsrose
Subject: Can we do romance in the evening today
Posted: Jul 09, 2009 (GMT 0)

Can we do romance in the evening today?
I�m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
�MOSQUITO�
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Follow your dreams :: Sms Collection

lovedesire — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:17:00 GMT

Author: lovedesire
Subject: Follow your dreams
Posted: Jul 04, 2009 (GMT 0)

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in public.
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