Ravan kaun

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Ravan kaun

Post by tashfeen » Feb 18, 2009 Views: 1258

Ravan kaun?







Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;

Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun??

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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?

2007 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.

He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

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A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down.

So what's the name of the lady? Push......Paa.



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