Oye Sardarji

[lovedesire]

Sardar dukhi tha

Kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?

Sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye

3 lakh diye tahe ab main us ko pehchan nahi

pa raha hoon.

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Father: qutub minar kahan hai?

Son: pata nahi.

Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.

Son: jamil uncle koun hain?

Father pata nahi.

Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.

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Sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.

Freind: pani ko ullu? Woh kaise?

Sardar: oye! Subha main ne pani garam kiya

aur thande pani se naha liya

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Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi,

Jab hospital legaye to doctor ne bola k in k test hoon gaye.

Sardar bola in ki umar zyada hai test nahi one day karwa lo.

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[editorawais]