Now that's what I call an Explanation

lovedesire

The wife came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!'
she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife,
the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at
least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she
sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car
to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.

She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on
her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't
eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing
devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower,
and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty
and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans
that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because
you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those
boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear
because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so
grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her
to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

happyhappy · Initiator Joined: 22 Jun 2009 Posts: 1417 Gender:

hahahahahahha,,.

ye hoe na baat,,.

acha tha,. nice,. Love Desire,.

admin · Site Admin Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 2738 Gender:

max.wasim · **Posted:** Oct 13, 2009 **Post subject:**

Very nice