Not while m eating.......

[Lavender girl]

Two cockroaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one started a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the street,"said one."It's so clean!The kitchen is spotless,and the floors gleaming white.There is no dirt anywhere - It's so sanitory that the whole place shines."
"Please,"said the other roach frowning."Not while I'm eating!"



There was a car accidentwhere the driver lost control & hit a fence.He was not seriously injured and the police were questioning him.

Policeman : What gear were u in @ the moment of the impact ?
Driver : Casual clothes & sports shoes.