Nice Urdu Jokes

[postman]

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo
fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan
mein ab to forever ho tum...

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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch
na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab
koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka
intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka
intzaar karte hain

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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe
bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

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