Naughty SMS -1

ar · **Posted:** May 30, 2007 **Topic Views :** 2199 **Post subject:** Naughty SMS -1

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Press down.

down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh

yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

ar · **Posted:** May 30, 2007 **Post subject:**

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.