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PostPosted: Feb 18, 2009   Topic Views : 117427   Post subject: Naughty Quotes Reply with quote




1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!

Just remove the damn battery from the clock
and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz
u r a good person is like.

Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and
what clothes we wear.

But what we are inside .. So, try going out naked
tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,

Walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes
that her daughter will marry a better man
than she did

And is convinced that her son will never find a wife
as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank
had no affair.

When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights
Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:

Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains,

Rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are either

Illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru

We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
(which one you choose?)

12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!


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PostPosted: Feb 18, 2009     Post subject: Reply with quote

nice one......
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