Naughty kid in bus

[lovedesire]

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind
the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull
and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who
continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my
mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver
gets angry and yells at the kid,

''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''