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Missing husband - Lets find him

Post by admin » Jun 16, 2010 Views: 2391

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband

Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed

Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black

Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying


Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by srabon » Jun 16, 2010

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Post by mir55 » Jun 16, 2010

Poor hasband... :D

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Post by alvera » Jun 17, 2010

kya biwi hay kamal ki


hit hay

kya baat hay yeh 2010 ki biwi hay

pata nahi 2015 mein kesi hogi

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Post by Sawera » Jun 17, 2010

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