Mirgi ka attack

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moonjee06
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Mirgi ka attack

Post by moonjee06 » Feb 13, 2009 Views: 1742

Mirgi ka attack






Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

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Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..

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MAFI NAMA:
Agar
Meri
Raat
Ko
Msgs
Bhejne
Ki
Aadat
Se
Aap
Pareshan
Hai to
Aap
Apna
Mobile
Toilet me fek dena
NA RAHEGA BAS NA BAJEGI BASURI.

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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Post by ujala » Feb 13, 2009

2 much funny .............

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