Mera Mera ( JOKE & FUNNY SMS )

Post by **awais** » May 13, 2009 Views: 968

Wife: main tang aa ai tusi hamesha mera ghar, meri car, mera
beta, mera mera he karde ho. Kade sada v keha karo, hun
almari vitchon ki lab rahe ho?

Sardar: sada Kachha :p

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Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai, na sou to
neend aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.

Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.

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Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap
usse rokte kyon nahi?

Husband: main kyon rokon? Us ne mujhe roka tha kya.

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Ek pathan k pass blank message aya,

Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara,
tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."

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