Men Are Hard To Please

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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;



If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .




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If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;



If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .




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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;



If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS .




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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;



If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .




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If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;



If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)




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If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;



If u do !! He says u are CHEAP.




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If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME;



If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.




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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;



If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.




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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;



If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.




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If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;



If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.




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If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;



If he does WELL , it's BRAINS.




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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;



If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!