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Love, Lust and Marriage

Post by ar » Jan 29, 2009 Views: 2031

Love: When you take a bubble bath together



Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together



Marriage: When you give the kids a bath




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Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two



Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"



Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . To go




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Love: Sex every night



Lust: Sex 5 times a night



Marriage: What's sex?




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Love: French perfume



Lust: Brut aftershave



Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."




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Love: Long drives through the countryside



Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout



Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat

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Post by lovedesire » Jan 29, 2009

good one
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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