Look at my Figure! (5-Jokes)

[sunny]

1. Diagram in book was not clear...
So, teacher drew diagram on blackboard & announced...
"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

2. What will 2 gays tell each other wen dey c a hot Girl?
Yaar, ladki aisi hai toh iska bhai kaisa hoga?

3. 2 guys watching Bungee Jumping. 1st Guy: "Wanna try it?" 2nd Guy: "NO WAY. I was born bcoz of a broken rubber & I dont wanna die bcoz of it!"

4. If Malika acts as Draupati, wat'll Duryodhan say?
Dushyasan pehna do is dasi ko sari
Zara hum bi to dekhe vastro mei kaise lagti hai ye nari...

5. Teacher: What is LOVE?
Student: its just that Girls searching 4 a sponsor & a guy hoping 4 a gud return on investment.