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KUL AAJ AUR KUL

Post by lovedesire » Mar 05, 2009 Views: 792

Dating:
I love U, I love U, I love U.
Of course I love U.
GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

After office:
Honey, I'm home.
BACK!!
What did your mom cook for us today??

Gift:
Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone:
Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
Here, for you.
PHONE RINGING.

Food:
I never knew food could taste so good!
What are we having for dinner tonight?
AGAIN!!!!

New Dress:
Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
You bought a new dress again???
How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
What's so bad about going to India on a charter plane?
Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
I like this movie.
I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself . . .
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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