Kissing your Girlfriend
Didn't you follow my advice about kissing your girlfriend when she least expects it?' asked the older brother.
'Oh hell!' replied the younger sibling with the swollen eye. I thought you said 'where'.'
Kissing your Girlfriend
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still.child
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still.child
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Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he needed a job first. He always told her, "We can just live on love."
Finally, she relented and they got married. The morning after their honeymoon, she got up and sat on the heater.
The hippy asked, "What are you doing?"
She replied, "Heating your breakfast."
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he needed a job first. He always told her, "We can just live on love."
Finally, she relented and they got married. The morning after their honeymoon, she got up and sat on the heater.
The hippy asked, "What are you doing?"
She replied, "Heating your breakfast."