Humor, Jokes, Riddles

mariakhan · **Posted:** Jul 28, 2007 **Topic Views :** 454 **Post subject:** Kids Jokes

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had
happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would
your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!

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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow,so I am scolding
you now.

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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son:On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she
can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her
father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were you born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer,Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when you do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a
sick eagle."

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Teacher:"How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher:"Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair,Sir."

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A boycame home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are underwater," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"

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