kaise biwi

Post by **moonjee06** » Feb 16, 2009 Views: 1109

Kaisi biwi

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

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Teacher:" What is your name?".
Student: " Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:" When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student:" My name is Sunlight

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Bhikari: sahab ek rupiya de do.

Sahab: tumhe sharam nahi aati, road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.

Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya

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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumhare hathon me rehti.

Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

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