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Post by Faridi » Feb 15, 2011 Views: 1709

Jannat ke derwazay pe 3 log kharay thay.

Farishta: Sirf 1 aadmi hi andar ja sakta hai....

1st : Main Molvi hu, sari umar deen ki khidmat ki hai. Janat pe mera haq
hai....

2nd : Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki Khidmat ki hai. janat pe mera
haqhai....

3rd : Main Bank main kaam karta tha .... ......

Farishta: aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya paglay..?.........
Month ends, year end, performance pressure, mails ka reply, follow-ups, figures kee maraamaree, no promotions, Boss se
panga, income se zyaada deductions, inflation, travelling ka lafra ,
meetings, presentations, target dates, week ends mein kaam, kam umar
mein baalon ka jharna - safed hona, motape ka problem, etc etc.. mujhy
uddass kar diya yaar...aaja jaldi andar aaja...

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