Interview

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Story I




E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.



E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.



E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?



E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.




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Story II




E: Any girl friends?
C: No.



E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.



E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.



E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?



E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!




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Story III




E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.



E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.



E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?



E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.




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Story IV




E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.



E: Is she pretty?
C: yes



E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.



E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.




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Story V




E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.



E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.



E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!)




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Story VI




E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.



E: Is he rich?
C: No.



E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.




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Story VII




E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.



E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.



E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... There is no position in his company.



E: Then,..... What is your qualification?
C: Secretary!



E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.



E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!