Innocent boyfriend

[lovedesire]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that
after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for
the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms
and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy
how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack
or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy,
it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited
for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers
to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the
boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass,
and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,
the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"