Infected Husband

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Infected Husband

(Husband Returns late from work then wife



says) "Good Evening Dear .

Husband: I'm now logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife: But I told you in the morning

Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband : Variable not found . . .

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I



want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love



computers or are you just being funny?

Husband : Too many parameters . . .

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married



an idiot like you.

Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless. Husband : It's by



Default.

Wife: What about your Salary?

Husband : File in use . . . Try later.

Wife: What is my value in the family?

Husband : Unknown Virus